Raining on Vaughans form parade

The last thing you’d need if you are The MV is rain the day before the ECB picks the squad for the first test. The Headingley rain has rained (Uh-huh) all over Vaughan’s last minute opportunity to knock up a few runs.
So the question on every MV fan is will he really be picked on [...]

The MV in form?

It would seem so after Sundays FTP match with Sussex where MV ran up a very impressive 82.
Cricinfo calls it ‘MVs return to form’.
The BBC rants it was a ‘near faultless innings’.
Which is why we guess this was MVs highest score for Yorks since 2007. That’s not too bad.  Just the kind of form the [...]

Mendis cut in half

To be fair to Mendis, there really arnt too many bowlers who can stop Sanath and Tendulkar when they are in that kind of mood.
Brutal, murderous and calculated. Sanath would have seen Mendis in the nets for ages so it would have been easier for him to pick him. But Tendulkar who had trouble with [...]

Judge me on form alone says Vaughan

Well Micheal, as Barney from How I met you mother would say.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We will endeavour to report all of MV’s innings and just how good his form is leading up to the Ashes.
In the lead up to Yorkshires’ first county match against Durham last week, Vaughan had a couple of innings that seemed to show [...]

Fake news that’s real

From the desk of the Fake IPL player himself.
We predicted poor crowds for games that are non-weekend matches. And the Fake IPL player has shed some interesting light on this for us.
“Another sitting with the broadcasting folks has brought out some interesting facets of how thing’s work out here. Being right here, I can tell [...]

Splendids’ Super ‘Overs’

Amy S put forward an interesting question on my last post. How did we feel about Ajantha Mendis being whipped around in the super over.
To answer that question we have to go back about 2 months. Splendid had the world at his finger tips. People were talking about him eclipsing Murali. Life was good for [...]

Jesse Ryder on top

Sorry girls, We have not in fact unearthed a seedy homemade video of Jesse sitting on top a pile of empty pizza boxes eating donuts and chickens pies whilst sporting an unshaven double chin and stained white singlet.
We know that rocks the boat for some but this isn’t about that.
This is in reference to Jesse [...]

Splendid Mendis and that good kitten still out

Last time KKKs had a hit out they were bowled out for a 100 and managed only 2 wickets.
One was a run out.
Still Splendid hasn’t been picked. That is Bullshit. Ya I said it - BULLSHIT.
This has been a spinners IPL so far and KKK are making a big mistake and pissing off a lot [...]

The DLF IPL lacks Citi moments of success

3 days in and the IPL is as boring as what you do in the ad break.
None of the 5 games have even come close to being a thriller.
The commentary is so over the top and predictable - there is only so many DLF maximums and Citi moments of success that you can put up [...]

10 things to do during the 7.5 min IPL time out

10. Fly the copter - fabulously addictive game
9. Masturbate- if you are a particularly adventurous type you could get two rounds in.
8. Attempt a trendy yet very cool Haiku puzzle
7. Try to balance a fork on the tip of your index finger.
6. Figure out which way is north from where you sit.
5.  If you are [...]